“Sure is a scorcher, Fred.”
“Sure is, Edna.”
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“Waddya wanna do Wednesday night?”
“Dunno.”
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“Bowlin’?”
“Nah.”
“Rug-beatin’?”
“Nah, too hot.”
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“Cow-tippin’?”
“Nah. We tried, ‘member? Dun work.”
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“Maple syrup rasslin’?”
“… ‘Member da cleanup?”
“Oohhh ya. No thanks.”
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“See a band?”
“Ooo now dere’s a plan!”
We’re at Red Rooster on Wednesday, y’all! Too hot to do anything else, so come on down and enjoy their air conditioning. Great sound, food, drinks, and staff!
“Hey Edna?”
“Ya.”
“Why we wearin’ seven layers of clothes when it’s 90 out?”
“Only ones we got, Fred.”