WANT MONSTER TRUCKS?!?! YEAH YOU DO! WE GOT ALIEN INVASION, BLACK PEARL, BLUE THUNDER, MONSTER MUTT ROTTWEILER, RAMINATOR, STONE CRUSHER, THUNDERROARUS, VENDETTA, WHIPLASH, AND ZOMBIEEEEE!!!
… Um, just handed a note… uhhh, ok, oh boy… actually we don’t got any of those. They all cancelled. So it’s just us and pizza.
Get out to Sprouting Acres! This is our last outdoor show of the year, and it’s supposed to be 80, YES 80 FRIGGIN’ DEGREES. Wear shorts!
You want food? HUH? DO YOU?? They’ve got wood-fired PIZZA! Eat it. EAT ITTTT!!!
… ahem.
We’ll be your entertainment for the evening. Enjoy us in moderation… or we’ll have to CRUSH. SOME. CARS.