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Summer Dates Added

Martini of Shame

Well hello there. I didn’t see you come in.

*purposeful saunter to the antique cabinet*

Would you like a drink? We have a few selections available for your quaffing pleasure.

There’s water, tea, coffee, orange juice, mango juice, kombucha, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, rum punch, kombucha tonic sour punch, kumquat surprise, gut punch, amaretto coffee, Kool-Aid coffee, free-based Kool-Aid with a gut punch, AND back by popular demand, our world-famous Burro de ToiletteTM (kumquat chaser available upon request). *chef’s kiss*

We also have milk.

While you’re enjoying your exemplary artisanal concoction, ALSO NOTE that we have new summer performance dates!

Come see us, we dare you!